I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
When are your genitals available?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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