Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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