So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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