I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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