i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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