using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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