Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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