yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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