it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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