He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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