Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You ate ashes out of my bong
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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