Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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