dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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