Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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