He is an equal opportunity slut.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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