So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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