There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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