dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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