I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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