she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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