I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
