just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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