listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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