Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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