You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
