I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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