the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
vagina is talking i cant
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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