What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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