i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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