I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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