Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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