God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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