It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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