Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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