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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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