who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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