so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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