If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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