he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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