I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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