They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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