I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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