I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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