was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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