just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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