That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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