That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I had to cum in my sink.
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