dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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