Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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