So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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