I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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