Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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